Penis Hot Water Bottle
CHF 19.95
In stock in Kriens – ships immediately
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Chilly at night and no warming partner in your bed? We feel you and take care of a remedy! This Penis Hot Water Bottle will keep you toasty even in the coldest of temperatures.
He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up. It turns out this humble penis has the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmmh, cosy.
Just try to ignore his weird little face and be thankful that real penises don’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems...
Features:
- Penis hot water bottle
- For external use only
- With 125% more comedic value
- Dimensions: 60 x 40 x 4 cm
How do I use the Penis Hot Water Bottle? You fill it with hot water, just like a traditional hot water bottle. Only then does he get big, firm and warm.
How big is the hot water bottle? It measures 60 x 40 x 4 cm.
Can I use it directly on my skin? It is for external use only.
How realistic does it look? The shape reproduces the male attributes fairly realistically, in oversized form.
Who is this hot water bottle a good gift for? For anyone with a sense of humour, for example as a hen or stag party gift. It is not a full replacement for a partner.
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