Penis Hot Water Bottle
CHF 19.95
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Chilly at night and no warming partner in your bed? We feel you and take care of a remedy! This Penis Hot Water Bottle will keep you toasty even in the coldest of temperatures.
He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up. It turns out this humble penis has the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmmh, cosy.
Just try to ignore his weird little face and be thankful that real penises don’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems...
Features:
- Penis hot water bottle
- For external use only
- With 125% more comedic value
- Dimensions: 60 x 40 x 4 cm
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