Grow A Booty
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Squats? Climbing stairs? Cosmetic surgery?!
There's an easier way to get a perfect booty. And with our patented method, you'll see results in only 15-20 days!
Put some water into this biodegradable cube, put it in a sunny place and after a few weeks a nice ass-shaped succulent will emerge, complete with smooth round cheeks and a beautiful crack.
After a few months of growth you can simply plant the entire Ecocube in soil. The cube will decompose naturally and turn into delicious fertilizer. The perfect gift for those who like full, round and perfect butts.
Features:
- A cheeky gift for someone who's anal about gardening
- Cultivate your own glute-iful booty-shaped succulent
- Just add water and pop it in a sunny spot
- Comes in a biodegradable Ecocube Planter
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